Archive for the 'Fun' Category

Normally I don't put anything overly twisted on my blog but I'll do an exception this time because it made me roll on the floor.

This lovely movie certainly represents the ultimate level of pervert humour.

Thanks for sharing, Dömi!

I’m just reading `man 8 syslogd`.

Here it goes under the SECURITY THREATS section:

4. Disabling inet domain sockets will limit risk to the local machine.

5. Use step 4 and if the problem persists and is not secondary to a rogue program/daemon get a 3.5 ft (approx. 1 meter) length of sucker rod* and have a chat with the user in question.

Sucker rod def. ”3/4, 7/8 or 1in. hardened steel rod, male threaded on each end. Primary use in the oil industry in Western North Dakota and other locations to pump "suck" oil from oil wells. Secondary uses are for the construction of cattle feed lots and for dealing with the occasional recalcitrant or belligerent individual.”

Pictures of Geek Culture – This is some serious shit.

This song is hilarious. You gotta check it out!

• The Future of OpenID – Yet another fabulous presentation from Simon Willison on OpenID
• Why Can't Programmers.. Program?
• MiniAjax.com – A showroom of nice looking simple downloadable DHTML and AJAX scripts
• With Scheme would he have done better? – This is a lot of fun!

• I'm amazed by the speech recognition abilities of Vista. You gotta look this screencast!
• Great Hungarian article on virtualization technologies: Virtualizációs technikák
• The World Is a libferris Filesystem
• Segway and iBot are fascinating devices.

Lastly, but not leastly here's a quote from the Commodore 64 peripherals Wikipedia article:

The 1541 disk drive was notorious for not only its physical size compared to the C64, but also its unreliability. Perhaps the most-common failure involved the drive's read-write head mechanism. Many complex software copy-protection schemes used data stored on nonstandard tracks on floppies, forcing the drive head, while reading the data, to repeatedly slam into either end of the arm that the mechanism was mounted in. This caused a loud, telltale knocking[1] and, more seriously, would over time often move the head mechanism out of precise alignment, resulting in read errors and necessitating repairs. Some demos even exploited this to force the disk drive to play crude tunes ("Bicycle Built For Two" was one) by varying the knocking of the mechanism.

Rolls me on the floor, it's absolutely hilarious!

You can find some crazy shit on the net once in a while. Here's how a steamloller looks like:

Rolls me on the floor.

Many times I found South Park's kind of humor overly primitive and far fetched. Not this time! I've just found a real gem, episode titled "Proper Condom Use". It's full of grotesque humor of a special kind. A must see.

Uncyclopedia is a pure source of wisdom. You really gotta check it out. Let's see some parts of the Sex article:

The easiest way to have sex is with a woman (if you're a man) or with a man (if you are woman). Or both (If you are Oscar Wilde). You can have sex with people of the same sex as you, but you'll be called gay, freak or sinner.

or

You can also have sex with animals like: chickens, dogs, horses, Llamas and Michael Jackson. It's not recommended that you have sex with the following animals: bees, Gnu, Elephants, and Oompa Loompas.

I guess that explains everything.

I’ve just released Coder Keymaps 0.4.1. and Power 0.2.1. These are small bugfix releases and I probably won’t really work on these projects in the future.

Lesbian GNU/Linux

I’m seriously considering moving to Lesbian. It’s so hot.